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Default In case nothing else works...

Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument

Most people think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Sincerely,
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This works with grandchildren,
nieces, and nephews as well.






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Matthew (dingleberry) was bad this day
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lmao coll, ive said it before, you're a bad bad man.lol

i'll remember that in case i ever acquire ankle biters
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HAHAHHAHA nice dad! thankfully that never happened to me seeing as though im the angel child n all ;p lol
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carly u where on the roof rack
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oi!!! no wonder i always get car sickness!!
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Lmao, very good hee hee.
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That's basically the same thing I've always done with my daughter. (but she was in the car)

It started when she was a baby with colic, and it was the only thing that put her to sleep.

As she got older, it was basically 'mommy/daughter' time. We talked about everything.

To this day, she has been an awesome child, awesome student, and I've only lightly smacked her on the cheek once for being mouthy...she was about 5.

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OOOOOOOOOH YOU CRUEL DAD....LOL AND JUST FOR THE RECORD I ONLY EVER SMACKED MY CHILD ONCE,MY FATHER SEEN ME DO IT,AND SMACKED ME, I ASKED WHY HE DONE IT??? HIS REPLY WAS ......HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOMEOME 10 TIMES BIGGER THAN YOU SLAPPING YOU....??? POINT TAKEN....I DONT SMACK......GROUNDING AND NO MONEY WORKED A TREAT FOR ME.
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I think his technique..Followed by a good beating would be the best...

~wahahaha~ WAY FUNNY

Good one m8
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i threatend my daughter once with a smack and she said i will report you to the police. i said what if mummy hit you? and she said thats different, we hate dads...
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i threatend my daughter once with a smack and she said i will report you to the police. i said what if mummy hit you? and she said thats different, we hate dads...
OMG KIDS AYE WE CANNOT WIN LOL
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Brilliant ... haaha you got me with that one
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Good one. No, very good one.
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that did scare the boy
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nice one....hahaha
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