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#1
12-14-2008
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 Cheesy Chatup Lines!!! Right come on boys n girls, give us ya best lines! Heres a few I like the best, pure cheese lol "Can I read your tshirt in brail" "Good job I have my library card, cos i'm checking you out" "I think I should call heaven, cos they lost an angel" "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?" and of course "I've lost my number, can I have yours!?" Lol share your favs!! and tell us if any have worked  personally I find them sweet, jus as long as the person using them knows they are cheesy and their aim is to make me laugh and smile  If you think they are cool, then u have issues lol |
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#2
12-14-2008
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| your dad must be an artist.....as you are a picture of loveliness
__________________ Can miles truly separate you from friends…. If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there? |
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#3
12-14-2008
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| Lmao Very funny. Some of my favs are "Are you tired? because you have been running through my mind all day.", "If I made the alphabet I would put you and I toughter.", and "Do you do karate because your body is kicking." I Love cheesy stuff so I am sure they would work on me lol.
__________________ If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything   |
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#4
12-14-2008
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| love the one about love at first sight Minx,I think that could work for a cute guy.Its been a while since anyone tried to chat me up,but I love Joey,s in friends when he looks into the girls eyes and says "How you doennnn".If he done that to me think I would faint.....lol... |
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#5
12-14-2008
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| "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead??" heheheh Ewwww lynda, there was a guy I used to know who did the "How you dooinnnn??" thing to every girl who moved, and dammit it worked!!! |
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#6
12-14-2008
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#7
12-15-2008
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| Three date kind of girl? What are you doing for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you? I can tell you want me by the way you ignore me. I want you in the worst way.....standing up in a hammock!
__________________ "You can judge the character of a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him" |
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#8
12-15-2008
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| nice people. dont normaly use chat up lines im normaly 2 pissed.. lol.. but maby. heres 20pence ring ur mam 2 tell here ur not cumming home 2nite. or maby was ur dad a thief cos he stole the stars from the sky nd put them in ur eyes.. of corse i dont think i could say these without lol.. roses r red the school is a dive u look like uve been hit by bus number 735 this is more like it... lol |
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#9
12-15-2008
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| My ex husband used this one... We were talking about a t-shirt I had won, but it was too big for me, and I was going to give it to him. He said...'just leave it on my dresser in the morning'. Yep, I married that Romeo.
__________________ A monkey with a computer is still a monkey. |
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#10
12-20-2008
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| I borrowed a freinds netball skirt to wear to a fancy dress party where the theme was you had to dress as the opposite sex. During the party I had a slow danced with the friend and said "I've got into your skirt, now how do I get into your knickers?" She was lost for words. We ended up getting married. |
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#11
12-20-2008
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| "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice."
__________________ Circo Loco Never Dies. |
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#12
12-24-2008
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| I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. |
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#13
12-27-2008
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| can i buy you a drink, or would ya rather have the cash?
__________________  "There is a road we take in each and every one of our lives. Each one is different, and some are more painful than others. At our days end, this path we travel leads not to death but the spawn of bliss and everlasting greatness. Love is the key; use it to open your door." |
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#14
12-28-2008
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| "I have multiple personality's and they all think your gorgeous"  |
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#15
01-04-2009
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| This one works everytime: Excuse Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
__________________ Regardless of the rumors, I am in fact NOT the OP66 bicycle. |
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#17
01-05-2009
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| I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. Are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!
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