 Coming home
A man comes home from work and his wife meets him at the front door. She says, "you need to have a talk with our son, he got in trouble at school for having sex with his teacher." Her husband thinks, alright, a ladies man, chip off the old block, way to go! Then he thinks, I guess I better talk with him or the wife won't let it rest. He goes up to his son's room and enters and says, "hey son, how's it going?" His son says, "okay I guess." His dad says, "that's not what your mom says, you got yourself in trouble at school getting caught having sex with your teacher." His dad then asks, "so how was it, did you like it?" his son says, "it was okay I guess." His dad asks, "you think you'd like to do it again anytime soon?" His son says, "well, not to soon, my bums still pretty sore."
Another man comes home and his wife meets him at the front door. She says, "you have to do something about that son of yours, I was cleaning his bedroom and I found a bunch of S&M magazines under his matress, what should we do?" Her husband thinks, then says, "well, I guess we shouldn't spank him."  | 
09-08-2009
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