 Condomdrum
Working at a local drug store, a salesgirl notices an older gentleman wandering around the store. As he nears her register she asks, "may I be of help sir?" He whispers to her, "I need to buy some condoms." She says, "fine sir, what size are you?" He asks, "they come in sizes?" She replies, "yes sir, we specialize for comfort sir." He responds, "I haven't a clue what size I am." She then tells him, "well, if your not to modest sir, you can come behind the counter here and lower your pants and I can tell what size just by feeling you." He agrees and steps behind the counter and lowers his pants. Grasping him, the salesgirl says, "ah yes sir, your a medium." She then grabs the correct size, rings up his purchase and he goes on his way. Sometime later she notices another man wandering the store. When he approaches her register she asks, "may I help you sir?" He whispers, "I need to buy some condoms." Again she asks what size he is. He says he doesn't know and she explains how she can tell what size he is. He agrees and steps behind the counter, lowers his pants and she grasps him. "Oh yes, your definately a large sir" she tells him. She then grabs the correct size, rings up his purchase, and he goes on his way. Awhile later, she notices a teenage boy wandering about. When he nears her register she asks if she can help him. He whispers to her, "I need to buy some condoms." Once more she asks what size he is. He says he has no idea. She explains to him how she can tell what size he is. He agrees, steps behind the counter, lowers his pants and she grasps him. She then grabs the intercom and announces, "clean up on aisle 5, clean up on aisle 5."  | 
09-19-2009
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