cop an little girl

[jane2008]

A cop was on his horse
waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped
beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop
said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little
girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike
over and handed the girl a $5 ticket
for a safety
violation.
The cop said,'Next
year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it!'
The young girl looked
up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse
you've got there Sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the
girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked
up at the cop and said'Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes
underneath the horse, not on top ...

[ilovekerry]

lmfao i love this joke hahahahha

[annalina]

lmao love it x

[colling_wood]

cheeky little girl

[BigA1]

Ha, ha! Although I have seen this before, it was a long time ago. I enjoyed it once again.

[street66]

great joke any chance i can take?