Cure for Snoring

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A Cure For Snoring
> Six blokes go on a hunting trip.
> Their tents only have room for two men in each. No one wanted to
sleep in
> the same tent as Daryl because he snored so badly.
> They decided it wasn't fair for just one of them share with Daryl the
whole
> time, so they decided to take turns.
> The first bloke to sleep in Daryl's tent comes to breakfast the next
morning
> with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.
> His mates ask, 'Crikey, what happened?' He answers, 'Daryl snored so
loudly,
> I just sat up and watched him all night.' The next night it was a
different bloke's turn.
> The following morning, same thing, his hair is all standing up and
his eyes
> are bloodshot.His mates ask, 'Gees, what happened to you? You look
awful!'
> He says, 'Bloody Daryl shakes the roof. I just sat and watched him
all
> night, I couldn't sleep.'
> The third night was Frank's turn.
> Frank was a big, burly, ex-footballer; a man's man.
> The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
> 'Good morning,' he says cheerfully.
> His mates can't believe it.
> They ask, 'Blimey, what happened?'
> Frank says, 'Well, we got ready for bed.. I went and tucked Daryl
into
> bed and kissed him good night.
> Then he sat up and watched me all night

[crinkle62]

hope you not getting any ideas 'fwend' !!!!! pmsl

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Originally Posted by crinkle62

hope you not getting any ideas 'fwend' !!!!! pmsl

pmsl "fwend".... no chance. u won't get over them breeze blocks!!!!!!!