dear john

[Virtus11]

Recently, a Marine stationed in Afghanistan received a Dear John letter.
It read as follows....

"Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship, the distance between us is just too great.
I must admit, I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone. It's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky"

The Marine, with hurt feelings, went around to all his buddies
and asked for any pictures of girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, cousins, sisters, aunts etc.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky also included
all the pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos
in that envelope, along with this note........

"Dear Becky, I'm sorry, but I can't quite remember exactly who you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Ricky"

Marines, the few, the proud, and the clever!

Nothing like getting even huh?

[chipjones]

lol good one

[hands11]

lmao nice one... ges there is no messing wiv a marine