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Old 11-28-2008
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Default The Death of Santa



Late breakin news.....

Santa killed over bungled ice negotiations...

Earlier today Santa attempted to skim the ice dealer with the contents of his sack...He tried to undercut the agreed deal by 2 presents (and came off second best).

A position has opened for a replacement to be filled as soon as possible.

Reporting from east Brazil

This... is Simon Town
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Zen, this is so sad! Now what am I going to do?
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Old 11-28-2008
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Well maz u could take up the "position vacant"
Not an easy job being santa
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Thats Why You Got Pocket Aces For Christmas And Lost To A Flush!!! Lol
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Its Not Possible,, But Merry Christmas Any Way!!!
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no cards then with the fat man
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santa dead??????? then i have been i good boy this year 4 nothing????????
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Old 12-04-2008
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sorry guys as the man who starry said killed santa
i will give you the same reply i gave her
santa will not stay dead
the magic of christmas will revieve him
so everyone can breathe easy
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