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Old 12-11-2008
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Default Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor

I Feel Like Im Being Ignored

Next


Doctor Doctor I Feel Like A Piar Of Curtians

Pull Yourself Together


Doctor Doctor I Feel Like A Bridge

Why Whats Come Over You


Doctor Doctor I Feel Im Not Understood

What


Any More??????
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and i look down upon my domian as THE MASTER of all and i thought it good
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Old 12-11-2008
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Not a doctor joke but here goes

A moth walks into a dentist office

The dentist asks him why he came in as he has no teeth

the moth replies " the light was on "
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Old 01-29-2009
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nice 1 m8 lmao they brill
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BRING I ON BUT WATCH OUT

PLZ BE KIND AN ACCEPTED MY BLUFF AS I WILL AN DO WITH EVERY ONE ELSE THX

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Old 02-02-2009
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paitent:doctor doctor
i got a steering wheel stuck down my pants,

Doctor: oh no

paitent: its driving me nuts
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Old 02-03-2009
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Patient : Doctor Doctor I have a short term memory problem.

Dr : How long have you had that problem ?

P : What problem ?
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Old 02-05-2009
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Plze no more doctor jokes ur killing me.....lmao
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