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Old 03-07-2009
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Default Dont bet on it...

A guy walked into a bar with a dog under his arm and bet anyone present 100 dollars that his dog could talk. The bartender took up the challenge. The owner looked at the dog and asked: "What is on the top of this building to prevent the rain coming in?"
The dog answered "ROOF."
"Are you kidding?" said the bartender."Im not falling for that."

"OK," said the dog owner."How about double or quits? Ill ask him another question: who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog answered "ROOF"
"Right,thats it,"said the bartender,and he threw them both out into the street.
As they bounced on the sidewalk, the dog looked at the owner and said: "DiMaggio?"
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Old 03-07-2009
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Lol nice one lke it
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Old 03-07-2009
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willie mays
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roberto clemente?
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Old 03-07-2009
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nolan ryan ?? lol good joke ASBO
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