Drunk guy

[Grovewilks]

A guy is extremely drunk at the bar when the landlord finally calls last orders. He gets out of his chair, falls over, crawls to the door, reaches up for the handle, crashes through the door, falls down the steps, crawls home, crawls up his own steps, crashes through his door, looks at his stairs and thinks "sod it" crawls in to his front room, climbs on to the couch and falls fast asleep.

Next morning his wife says "you were pissed last night" and he says "how did you know"

She says "John called from the pub, you left your wheelchair there again"

[Raz0r66]

.... umm ok? i dont get it.

[Tb1rd]

hehe good one

[godblessiraq]

lmao..............

[hands11]

roflmao nice one.... i wich i could tht drunk sometimes 2 forget everything lol lol lol