Duck and Pig

[Pocket_Ducks]

A man arrives home one night from the pub with a duck under his arm. He staggers through into the living room to find his wife sat down reading a book, who in a glance notices the duck and gives a rather peculiar expression towards her husband. In a rather drunken fashion the man says,

"This is the pig i've been shagging."

His wife, quite perplexed, says, "that's a duck, dear."

The man replies, "Shut up you silly woman... I was talking to the duck."



kwak

[THEBUDDHA66]

very good m8 thats ducking brilliant

[dragon13]

very nice mr duck, mr c-w not everyone has old as u cbng

[Pocket_Ducks]

Originally Posted by dragon13

very nice mr duck, mr c-w not everyone has old as u cbng

lol, cheers mr d, MUCH appreciated

and u2 bud of course, thnx- that was th first joke involving a duck i've probz eva heard tht made me laugh cbng

kwak

[hands11]

lmao gd1

[knicker]

LOL NICE ONE HUN, YOUR QUACKERS XXXXXX

[trappist100]

very nice one

[blockie]

its a good one

[Ace_Queen]

nice 1 Quackers lol..............

[xx7xx]

lol greetz xx

[caposilvio]

very funny. thats a good one.