Dumb Laws 2

[santasgranny]

New Jersey:
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.


You may not slurp your soup.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.


It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.


On a highway you can not park under a bridge.


Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.


You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.


Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.


It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.


Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".


Caldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.


Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.


Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.


Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.


Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.


Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.


Ocean City
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.


People may not slurp their soup.


Raw hamburger may not be sold.


Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.


Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.


Trenton
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.


You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
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And in New Mexico:
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.


Carrizozo
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.

Las Cruces
You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
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And last, Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.


Birds have the right of way on all highways.


It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

It is against the law to fish from horseback.


When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.


A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.


You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.


It is illegal not to drink milk.


It is considered an offense to hunt whales.


Kaysville
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.


Logan
Women may not swear.


Monroe
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.


Provo
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.


Salt Lake City
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.


Trout Creek
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
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Now you know, America may be beautiful, but it is pretty stupid.

[hands11]

pmsl like it m8 thx

[69kindagal]

hahaha nice one

[mac18]

lol like it m8

[daddyspoon]

i'll add one

in the UK its against the law to die in the houses of parliment

[santasgranny]

Originally Posted by daddyspoon

i'll add one

in the UK its against the law to die in the houses of parliment

haha, i dont want to dis on the UK, america is more fun haha but that was a good one