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Old 12-16-2008
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”

The guy says, “You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.”

The bartender says, “What do you have?”

The guy says, “75 cents.”
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Old 12-16-2008
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hahaha good one
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Old 12-16-2008
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i'm smarter than that. the bartender won't know my name
when i try that one. not funny at all




ok it's funny lol
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Old 12-16-2008
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Good joke. But I do not think that the poor guy will be able to leave the bar floor after 12 drinks.
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Old 12-16-2008
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funny lol............
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Old 12-16-2008
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i'm smarter than that. the bartender won't know my name
when i try that one. not funny at all




ok it's funny lol


It took me a moment to catch that..now that was funny
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Old 12-23-2008
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very funny grtz jen
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Old 12-23-2008
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great joke . greetz xx
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Old 12-23-2008
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got to pay here 1st before u get you drinks
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