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Old 01-19-2009
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Default Fat bloke/thin bloke

Big fat bloke walks out of the chip shop with pie, chips, peas and gravy. Sat down outside the chippy is a rake thin homeless person.

The homeless guy looks longingly at the fat bloke and says "i havent eaten for 4 days"

The fat bloke says "i wish i had your willpower"
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Old 01-25-2009
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gd 1 like youre style any more ?????????????????????????????
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BRING I ON BUT WATCH OUT

PLZ BE KIND AN ACCEPTED MY BLUFF AS I WILL AN DO WITH EVERY ONE ELSE THX

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Old 01-25-2009
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i find this joke fattest im not happy (joking )
haha nice one

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Old 01-29-2009
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....thats funny
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Old 01-29-2009
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lmao.....liked it
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