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Old 10-24-2008
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Default Fax to a dear wife

to my dear wife:
You will surely understand that i have certain needs that you,with your 54 yrs,can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.Therefore,after reading this fax,hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that i will be spending the evening with my 18 yr old secretary in the comfort inn hotel."
please dont be perturbed.I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table.
My dear husband:
Recieved your fax and thank you for your honesty.

I would like to take this oppotunity to remind you that you are also 54 yrs old.At the same time,I would like to inform you that while you read this,I will be in the hotel fiesta with michael,my tennis coach,who like your secretary,is also 18 yrs old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,you will understand that we are in the same situation...although with one small difference..
18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18...
And therefore I wont be back before lunchtime tomorrow!!

Your loving wife.
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Old 10-24-2008
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Very funny Jane...............nice one......LMAO
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Old 10-24-2008
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lmfao nice one xxxxx
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Old 10-24-2008
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I Love It ... Nice 1 Jane ...
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Old 10-24-2008
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nice jane .... thank you xxxxx
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Old 10-24-2008
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Good joke. Turnaround is fair play.
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Old 10-24-2008
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hahahaha lmfao tht was class
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Old 10-24-2008
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very funny mate
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Old 10-24-2008
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nice one jane, very good
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Old 10-24-2008
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lot of cheating going on in that place
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Old 10-25-2008
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I suppose two wrongs do make a right ... a right funny joke. Gr8 1 Keep em coming..
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