frog joke

[roo27]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[PatrickM234]

I may be just too tired but that had me in fits of laughter
well done

[MRCOOL1]

that's an oldie but a goodie...thanks, roo! LOL

[mel2007]

Love it!!!

[Jake93]

nice man that was funny as hell

[lilMissEllie]

lol, wiked

[sothlondoner]

soz not the best; but, 10/10 for effort

[Pirate]

LMAO! woohooooo

[basic]

lmao ..that was funny ..ty basic

[marymargaret]

I loved that joke.
If i can remember it(i'm bad at remembering jokes), i'll tell it all week at work.
MM

[bobf111]

Where in the heck do you come up with all this stuff roo. LoL thats funny, some of our members may not know the real meaning behind this joke. I think I'll copy this and email it to a few friends.

[RiefBuck2787]

that was funny i almost soiled myself...lol

[colling_wood]

tell me when 2 laugh?not funny

[dav77]

roo top class joke mate the best i have heard this year 10 out 10 for that

[debs23]

hahahhah very funny ... lmao x

[jonno22]

good one more plz

[irish555]

hee hee...... ANY MORE?

[cardshark15]

ha ha thats funny

[thinkgreen]

i like that roo lol

[Pocket_Ducks]

wow, u must have done some searching to pull this up greenie??

and what a gem lol, nice1 roo

kwak