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10-12-2010
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 Funny Parrot Talk A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him " Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrtots, but they only know how to say one thing". " What do they say?" the priest asked. They say "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun" "Thats Obscene!" said the priest, then he thought for a moment. " You know" he said " I may have a solution to your problem. I have two talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parotts are sure to stop saying .... that phrase in no time. "Thank you " the woman responded " That may very well be the solution" The next day she brougt her female parrots to the priest's hous. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes the two female parrots cried out in unision "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? There was stunned silence. Shocked one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put the beads away Frank our prayers have been answered!.
__________________  Cuddycat"It is easier to ignore your abundance of ignorance, than to address your lack of intelligence"    |
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10-12-2010
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| hahaha, nice  kwak |
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#3
10-13-2010
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| hehe nice one |
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