Genuine letters to landlords:

[ASBO]

1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2.This is to let you know that there's a smell coming from the man next door.

3.The toilet seat is cracked:where do I stand?

4.I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from
the wall.

5.Our kitchen floor is very damp,we have two children and would like a third,so will you please send someone to do something about it.

6.Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

7.Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

8.Will you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

9.When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess.Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

10. will you please send a man to repair my downspout.I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.

[caposilvio]

all very funny, but 6 had me in sitches.

A list had been done about teachers comments on kids reports also v funny, def need more like this!!

[hands11]

lmao verry nice >>> 5 and 7 cracked me up well done m8