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Old 12-12-2011
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.

I hate it when you are trying to kill a spider & you lose track of it & then you become a victim in your own home

69% of people who read this think of something sexual.
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100% of people who read this think of the words "something sexual."
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her.

One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were here.
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