the head

[crocodilejd]

well old story mother in having baby husband out having smoke dr comes into room says to father i got bad news 4 u ..father says oh whats wrong dr ur new baby son has no body but he can live on amachine at home .. oh well so mother and father take there son home and so on one day dad goes into his room and by surprise the boy head says hi dad dad cries with joy .then the boy head says dad how come i have no body father says i dont now but if u pray to god before u go to sleep tonite u might be granted a body ..so before goiing to bed boy head prayed to god 4 a body ..so next norning dad was haning breaky boy head woke up and he had a body so he ran to tell his dad ..dad said great son so boy ran out onto street and dad heard squeech of brakes and a almighty bang he ran outside and laying on road was his son dead so u now REASON of story QUITE WHILE UR AHEAD.....

[Jmahoney]

squeech is my new word of the day

good joke too

[colling_wood]

funny lmao ....

[seksay69]

LOL, yeah it was pretty good, a little sad tho!!