 Hong Kong Dong
An American visiting Hong Kong, decides he wants to experience the full flavor of the Orient, so he visits a Prostitute. A couple of mornings later he goes to relieve himself and upon looking down, sees that his manhood has turned green. Panicking, he rushes to a Doctor and gets examined. The Doctor says, "I have some bad news, you contracted a case of what we call, Hong Kong Dong, an STD we have no cure for, and the only thing to do is amputate." The guy says, "what! I don't want to lose my manhood, I want a second opinion." The Doctor calls in another Physician, who after examining him, confirms the diagnosis of amputation. The guy thinks to himself, I don't want to lose my manhood. There must be something I can do? Then it hits him, I'm in Asia, this is an Asian disease, what am I going to an American Doctor for? I need to see an Asian Physician. So he finds one, and after being examined, explains to the Physician what the American Doctors told him. The Asian Doctor says, "ah yes, American Doctors, always wanting to amputate things, you no worry, no need to amputate." The guy says, "that's great, thanks Doctor!" The Doctor says, "yes, no worry, it fall off on it's own in couple of days."  | 
09-05-2009
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