 Hot Love Tonight
Two guys are leaving the pub at closing time, when the one says to his buddy, "oh man, am I gonna be in trouble with the misses when I get home late again. I don't understand it. I turn the car off a block from home, coast into the garage, take off my shoes there and tiptoe through the house and up the stairs. I get undressed in the bathroom, in the dark. I go to the bed and slowly lower myself on to the bed, and the second my head touches the pillow, my wife's up and giving me hell for being late." His friend said, "Well, your doing it all wrong. When I go home, I go racing down the block, radio blasting, honking the horn. I go sliding into the garage, tires squealing. I kick open the garage door, go stomping up the stairs, kick open the bedroom door and shout, baby, I'm gonna make love to you tonight. She always pretends she's asleep." | 
08-26-2009
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