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Old 02-02-2011
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Default Hoyt n Delmar 2

Hoyt and Delmar were goin to the Piggly Wiggly to get some beer.
As they started the truck they heard a godawful calamity under the hood. They raised the hood on the truck and found a poor little Squirrel layin on the motor. His tail was severed from his body but he was still alive. Hoyt grabbed him up and said, Hurry Delmar we need to get him to Walmart as fast as we can!!!
Delmar said, Why Hoyt!!
Hoyt said, Because Walmart is the largest retailer in the country!!!!
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