I want to live my next life backwards!

[scothius]

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several
years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40
years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too
young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary
school,
play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping
you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally ... You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[colling_wood]

good 1 m8 >>>>>>>

[Njrfcatlas14]

good one .. lol sounds like fun, also collingwood liverpool might hav given it to Man U but watch out on on sinday thr 26th when Chelsea hand Liverpool probably their 1st loss of the season and top the EPL!

[StCathy]

lmao. good one

[Tb1rd]

now thats the life lmao

[THEBUDDHA66]

lol i like that