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Old 12-20-2008
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Default I want to speak to my lawer

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week. "The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week. "The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer.By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling? " The guy says, "Because I just love hearing you say that."
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Old 12-22-2008
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SOUNDS LIKE HE FEELS THE SAME WAY I FEEL ABOUT MY LAWYER!@!!!!! lol
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