ill try

[crocodilejd]

a rich billionair had a contest in his backyard swimming pool he invited people to enter contest for a million dollars if u swim one lengh of his swimming pool he would pay u so he walked to end of pool a bunch of blokes at other end talking if they would swim it but theres one problem it is full of sixteen foot crocodiles who have not had a feed for a year so the billionair waited for some one to hava go next thing a bin splash this guy was actually swimming the pool and he made it it one peice the rich guy grab him to give him ahand out of pool and said that was amazing ill give u the cheque the guy said dont worry about that i just want kill the bloke who pushed me in ............