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| In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have the rule of thumb - Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language. - The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. - Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. - Coca-Cola was originally green. - It is impossible to lick your elbow. - The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska - The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this ) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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| Nice1 m8..i like ...lol |
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| Liked it bud wd
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| interesting especially the 28and38% |
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| Im not so sure about a couple of those lol - i will check them out
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Nice one Hands. very interesting facts. Now i see what u do when you are at work ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| only just read this and yes i did try to lick my elbow |
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| thats NOT your elbow, Roo !!!! ![]() ![]() |
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