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Old 12-14-2008
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Default Jay's quotes

There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hours of adversity.
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here is mine
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Old 12-14-2008
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Oh dear Lord, give me patience, and give it to me NOW!

Once I learn to be humble, I WILL be perfect!
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Dont be afraid to go out on a limb, because that is where the fruit is.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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Old 12-16-2008
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Out of every adversity comes the seed of an equal or greater opportunity
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A coward can die a thousand times but a man can only die once.
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Old 12-17-2008
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and so it came to pass that the human race fell.
and i look down upon my domian as THE MASTER of all and i thought it good
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Old 12-17-2008
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it is better to aim for the stars and miss than to aim for a pile of crap and hit.
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Old 12-18-2008
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You can often do more for your fellow man by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compaired to what lies within us.
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If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
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Old 12-20-2008
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i like the saying(s) in my sig, but another one i've come across which i use sumtimes is;

"a man with clenched fists cannot shake hands." (can't remember who said it)

love that one, a belter

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Old 12-20-2008
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be weary when facing your monsters lest you become one.. paraphrased because i cant rightly remember it lol ... its nietzche
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Aspire, break bounds. Endeavor to be good, and better still, best.
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Old 12-22-2008
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He He Loved It Keep It Up
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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if at 1st you dont sucseed give up it isn't werth the efet
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laugh and the world laughs with you. cry,..

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