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| There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hours of adversity. |
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| here is mine I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! |
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| Oh dear Lord, give me patience, and give it to me NOW! Once I learn to be humble, I WILL be perfect!
__________________ "You can judge the character of a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him" |
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| Dont be afraid to go out on a limb, because that is where the fruit is. |
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#5
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| Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? |
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#6
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| We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. |
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#7
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| Out of every adversity comes the seed of an equal or greater opportunity |
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#8
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| A coward can die a thousand times but a man can only die once. |
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| if you dont try you will never fail
__________________ and so it came to pass that the human race fell. and i look down upon my domian as THE MASTER of all and i thought it good
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| it is better to aim for the stars and miss than to aim for a pile of crap and hit. |
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| You can often do more for your fellow man by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. |
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#12
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| What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compaired to what lies within us. |
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#13
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| If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. |
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#14
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| i like the saying(s) in my sig, but another one i've come across which i use sumtimes is; "a man with clenched fists cannot shake hands." (can't remember who said it) love that one, a belter kwak |
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| be weary when facing your monsters lest you become one.. paraphrased because i cant rightly remember it lol ... its nietzche ![]()
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| Aspire, break bounds. Endeavor to be good, and better still, best. |
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#17
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| He He Loved It Keep It Up |
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#18
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| Don't eat yellow snow. |
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#19
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| if at 1st you dont sucseed give up it isn't werth the efet |
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#20
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| laugh and the world laughs with you. cry,.. ..and I'll give you something to cry about. |
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