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Old 04-17-2011
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chicken or egg which came first?

ask me ill say the chicken cuz GOD made the chicken first therefor allowing the chicken to lay the egg
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Old 04-17-2011
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Old 04-20-2011
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The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Old 04-21-2011
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all good things must come to an end.
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Old 04-24-2011
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God, I can push the grass apart and lay my finger on Thy heart.
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Old 04-26-2011
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Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
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Old 05-03-2011
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Dead men tell no tales!
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Old 05-05-2011
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a wise man once said:

COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Old 05-08-2011
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A mother understands what a child does not say.
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Old 05-12-2011
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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Old 05-18-2011
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A man has got to know his limitations.
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Old 06-27-2011
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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Old 07-04-2011
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Conficious say:
People who put so many quotes on a forum
about all kinds of stuff,
need to look up their own b*m
cause everybodies had enuff!!

Quote: Bill Shoftawitz (Business Trainer)

Love it,, a poet and didn't know it!!!!
Last edited by jg10; 07-04-2011 at 06:43 AM.. Reason: missed a word out
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Old 07-04-2011
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confucius say:
people who spell confucius wrong are sore losers.
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Old 07-11-2011
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You changed my world with just one smile, you took my heart with just one kiss.
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Old 07-12-2011
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Confucius say.."man who goes to toilet in church, sits in own pew"...
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Old 10-01-2011
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confucius also says "man with hand in pocket,feel cocky all day but a man with two hands in his pocket doesnt feel too cocky "
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