 johhny and the vicar
little Johnny was sitting on the pavement,killing weeds in the cracks with sulphuric acid,when the vicar past by,"what you got there Johnny" said the vicar "i got the strongest water on earth here vicar " "you must be mistaken Johnny,the strongest water on earth is holy water, put a drop of that on a womans stomach, and she will pass a baby"," thats nothing vicar", said Johnny, "put a drop of this on a cats arse and it will pass a motorbike"!!!!!
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08-19-2011
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