joke of the day

[thinkgreen]

evrybody leave a joke so we can all have a good laugh

[thinkgreen]

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements.

She wanted a man who would treat her nicely, wouldn't run away from her, and would be good in bed.

Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?"

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

[BigA1]

Very nice!!

[swagbucks1]

hahahahaha i like this one

[KAIs]

this one is good.

[HowieMac]

That's good.

[forest7]

Q; what do you call a paki who had a bath
A; Asif

[VladGin]

Hahah that was great....but a little nasty might I add lol.

[crinkle62]

Here's one for a giigle.....

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?" "Naw, she can't cook too well." "Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! Poor as a church mouse." "Well, then, is she good in bed?" "I don't know." "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" "Because she can still drive!

[chipjones]

nice one crinks, so how much longer do you get to drive...

[crinkle62]

Originally Posted by chipjones

nice one crinks, so how much longer do you get to drive...

pmsl you....had to come from you didnt it! mwuah xxx