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Old 04-22-2009
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Hi all and I hope you like some jokes about poker:

A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from the bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife." "OK, that's it, guys," Roger said. "This is positively the last deal."

Pizza Poker:
Q: What's the difference between a professional poker player and a large pepperoni pizza?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Pizza Delivery:


Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza.

And now Two Rules for you be success at Poker. Rule #1: Never tell your secrets...

I hope you like lol

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Old 04-22-2009
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moved to jokes section
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Old 04-22-2009
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Originally Posted by TheBountyHunter View Post
moved to jokes section
Sorry that, thanks TheBountyHunter.

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Old 04-24-2009
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lol i take it u like poker verry much
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PLZ BE KIND AN ACCEPTED MY BLUFF AS I WILL AN DO WITH EVERY ONE ELSE THX

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Old 05-06-2009
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lol i just ordered a pizza hoping for a fifth player lol
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