Ken's stuff A woman decides to buy her daughter a birthday present. Entering the toy store she approaches the salesclerk and says, "I'd like to by my daughter a Barbie doll." The Salesclerk says, "well, we have different Barbies, there's regular Barbie for $19.95, Malibu Barbie for $29.95 and Divorce Barbie for $99.95." The woman asks, "wait a minute, you have regular Barbie for $19.95 and you have Divorce Barbie for $99.95, what's the difference?" The salesclerk answers, "that's cause Divorce Barbie comes with all Ken's stuff."
A young girl enters a toy store and says to the salesclerk, "I'd like to by a Barbie doll and a G.I. Joe." The salesclerk asks, "doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?" The young girl says, "no, she only fakes it with him." |