 lawyer and sherrif
a lawyer was on a long trip, late at night in the middle of nowhere he came to a four way stop at an intersection. he slowed down and drove through since noone was around. sure enough he saw blue and red lights so he pulled over. sherrif walks up to lawyers car door and says *license and registration please. lawyer asks what did i do? sherriff says * u did not come to a complete stop at stop sign back there.
lawyer thinks to himself pff this redneck sherriff . im a lawyer i can talk my way outta this one. so the lawyer spends 5 minutes tryin to explain the legal difference between stopping and slowing down.
sherriff says get outta the car . lawyer steps out. sherriff starts to beat the daylights outta the lawyer. the lawyer screams stop!!!
sherriff stops an says * do u want me to stop or slow down?
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07-17-2009
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