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Old 03-07-2009
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end...

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one,but the bulb has got to really WANT to change...
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Old 03-07-2009
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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
101. one to hold the bulb and one hundred to turn the room
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Old 03-07-2009
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Ahhhhhhhhhh it dry sry
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BRING I ON BUT WATCH OUT

PLZ BE KIND AN ACCEPTED MY BLUFF AS I WILL AN DO WITH EVERY ONE ELSE THX

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Old 03-07-2009
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ok bring on some real jokes hahahahaha
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Old 03-07-2009
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Not bad at all. All these jokes are winners! Good job. LOL
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Old 08-12-2009
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How many Doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, because he believes the world revolves around him.

How many attention-deficit-disorder kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?
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