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Old 03-18-2010
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Default Mad mary


mad mary was whizzing around the mental hospitial in her wheelchair

when she was stopped by crazy carl " driving licence please" said carl

mary quickley sped off around the corner and bumped into loony leo -

" tax and insurance please" said leo

off zoomed mary again

until she was stopped by donkey dave who was naked with a 8 inch hard on

oh no cried mary not the breathalyser again.
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Old 04-21-2010
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LOL i like it will tell some of my friends
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