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Old 09-03-2009
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Default Magic mirror

One say, a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. As they entered, they noticed the Bartender counting a huge stack of money at the bar. They approach the bar and take a seat. The Brunette says, "wow, business must be booming huh?" The Bartender says, "no, I didn't make this money from business, I have a magic mirror in my restroom, if you look into it and tell it what you think and it's true, it rewards you, but if you tell it a lie your sucked into the mirror, never to be heard from again." The three women laugh it off and order drinks. After a while, the Brunette decides to check out the mirror to see if it's for real. Entering the restroom she gazes into the mirror and says, "I think I'm the smartest woman in this bar." Instantly she sees a huge stack of money in the sink. Returning to her friends, she shows them the money and tells them the mirror really works. After another drink, the Redhead decides to give it a try. She enters the restroom, gazes into the mirror and says, "I think I'm the prettiest woman in this bar." Instantly a set of Ferrari keys appear in the sink. Leaving the restroom, she rushes to the bar window and looks out to see a beautiful Ferrari Enzo parked outside. She returns to the table and tells her friends. After another drink, the Blonde decides to give it a try. She enters the restroom, gazes into the mirror and says, "I think." Instantly she's sucked into the mirror and never heard from again.
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