Man in pub with dog

[superbird]

A man was sitting quietly in the pub, enjoying a pint, with his little Jack Russel dog by his side,when a big bloke comes in with a huge Rottweiler dog.

The bloke stands at the bar and tells the barman how tough his dog is and it will beat anything in a fight.

After a while the man with the Jack Russel got fed up and said
" my little Jack Russel is the hardest dog here and will beat your dog in fight"

The bloke accepts the bet and sets the Rottweiler on the Jack Russel.

The fight lasts 10 seconds and the Jack Russel comes out the winner,
The bloke is stunned and the barman can't believe what he has just seen.

The barman says " my 2 Pitbulls will beat your Jack Russel no problem"

The man accepts the challenge and the barman lets his 2 Pitbulls from behind the bar and they run at the Jack Russel.
Again it's all over in seconds and the pitbulls run off battered and bruised.

The barman is shocked. " I can't believe what I've just seen " he said.
The man turns to him and says " my dog is the hardest dog in the world " he then go's to leave the pub with the barman watching.

As the man opens the door, 2 German Shephard dogs on a garage roof start barking and growling at the little Jack Russel, and the little dog runs of down the road.

The barman laughs and says, " you said your dog was the hardest in the world, and it's run off "

" I know said the man " " It's gone to get some ladders ".

[Pocket_Ducks]

lmao, gone to get a ladder, clever pooch

n1 superbird

kwak

[hands11]

lmao nise 1 can't stop laughing

[THEBUDDHA66]

wooooooooooooop nice one m8

[Grovewilks]

Nice one SB - liked it m8

[speedmc]

deadly lol