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Old 12-03-2008
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Default Marrage "love or money"

Was looking at the poll for "would you marry for money" and thought of something.Nelson Mandella spent 30 years in a South Africian prison.He was tortured,beatten,starved,spent years in solitory confinement but through all that still stayed married too Winnie.After 30 or so years he was released and went straight into the arms of his loving wife who waited all these years to hold him once again....SIX MONTHS LATER...DIVORCED......If I had my way again I WOULDNT marry for neither LOVE OR MONEY.......
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Old 12-04-2008
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What so ur saying.....u would never marry again,
because if ur not going to get married for either reason
then what possible reason could u have to get married?????
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Old 12-04-2008
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Love Of Course That Y I Getting Married Next Week!!!! In Case Your Reading This Sweethart
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Old 12-04-2008
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Was looking at the poll for "would you marry for money" and thought of something.Nelson Mandella spent 30 years in a South Africian prison.He was tortured,beatten,starved,spent years in solitory confinement but through all that still stayed married too Winnie.After 30 or so years he was released and went straight into the arms of his loving wife who waited all these years to hold him once again....SIX MONTHS LATER...DIVORCED......If I had my way again I WOULDNT marry for neither LOVE OR MONEY.......
I have been happily married for 11 years 10 months and 8 days
i have three beautiful children
and wouldnt trade it for the world
LOVE CONQUOERS ALL
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Old 12-04-2008
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id marry for both coz i love money.
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Old 12-04-2008
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Love Of Course That Y I Getting Married Next Week!!!! In Case Your Reading This Sweethart


i wish you and your future wife all the good fortunes in the world good luck

love of course
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Old 12-04-2008
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Awwwwww tim....... many congrats hun. xxxxxxxxxxxx

( ive never been brave enough myself....... or always with wrong person !!)
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Old 12-04-2008
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ahhhhhhh congrats tim and Julia, naughty boy tim for not saying sooner, hope you both have a great day, and a long and happy life together, all the best pam, hugsxx
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Old 12-04-2008
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Congratulations Tim and Julia,hope you have a great day and life together.Was only joking about marrage Tim....Wouldnt swap panty man for the world really (MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT FOR A GOLD MEDAL THO0OOO).....
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Old 12-09-2008
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I have been more than 15 jears whit the same person . For use it's not nessecery too mary . We are verry happy togheter and that's the main think . Love win's it all . Greetz
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Old 12-11-2008
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I spent 15 1/2 years with my loving wife.





Then she was MEAN for another 9 years.





We divorced after 24 1/2 years.





We are now good friends.




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Old 12-20-2008
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i not getting married eever single life is to much fun
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Old 12-20-2008
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I have been with my hubby 7yrs now and we've been married 3 1/2 yrs, I dont see myself marry againg even if it doesnt workout this time (no reason y it shouldnt) but b4 i met my hubby and had my 3 soon 2 be 4 kids I would and could of quite easily of married for money
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