Marriage

[csale]

Marriage Quickies I
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

Question: How do most men define marriage?
Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-

[NICKYXXX]

No wonder i never been married...lmao

[jimggoldwing]

Don't forget.....

Marriage is not a word.....

it's a sentence....

[hands11]

Originally Posted by jim_g_goldwing

Don't forget.....

Marriage is not a word.....

it's a sentence....

thats why i got wiv of there .....

[hands11]

Originally Posted by csale

Marriage Quickies I
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

Question: How do most men define marriage?
Answer: A very expensive way to get your laundry done.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-

lmao m8 u hit it strait on

[baz1980]

That why i single

[SouthernGirl]

Originally Posted by baz1980

That why i single

same here

[StarryStar]

oh thats so funny ... but I don't think I'll show it to Bidlow ...