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Old 10-07-2008
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Default marriage pt 2

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a
£500,000 home, a £45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...
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Old 10-07-2008
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PMSL..LOL....................HAHAHAHA............. ..Good one.......
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yes good 1 i like the old 1's better in that case
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