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Old 02-01-2009
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Default Marriage...the same for all species?

Is Marriage the same in every species.... it would appear so....even the King of the jungle!

First there's the....


Then comes....


And finally....


It's a man's life
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money...bills..broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2009
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Is this a fill your own punchline in thread - it could be a new trend.

we could call it Karajoke
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*1* 1st pre-divorce party (bachelor/bachelorette party)
*2* 2nd pre-divorce party (wedding reception)
*3* 3rd the "I just got divorced and all my friends are taking me out for a night on the town and paying for everything cause I just lost 1/2 of everything I owned, they are also gonna say I told you so all night long as they told me this was gonna happen at both of my pre-divorce parties" PARTY
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Old 02-01-2009
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mr. grovewilks...........I AM LMAO!!!!! love your quit-witted sense of humor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keep it up............STILL LMAO.............and I type slow
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Old 02-02-2009
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*1* 1st pre-divorce party (bachelor/bachelorette party)
*2* 2nd pre-divorce party (wedding reception)
*3* 3rd the "I just got divorced and all my friends are taking me out for a night on the town and paying for everything cause I just lost 1/2 of everything I owned, they are also gonna say I told you so all night long as they told me this was gonna happen at both of my pre-divorce parties" PARTY
lol you right there couden't say it better myself lmao
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