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10-03-2008
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 married too long ?? Married for too long? Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, What's for dinner, Batman?
__________________ You dont stop laughing because you grow old You grow old because you stop laughing  :   |
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#4
10-03-2008
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| that is very good and very funny |
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#5
10-03-2008
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| haha, n1 m8, i'll remember tht |
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#6
10-03-2008
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__________________ You dont stop laughing because you grow old You grow old because you stop laughing : |
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