The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[fabhastoplay]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asks.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' her husband replies. His wife stops 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

[chipjones]

LOL i like it.

[crinkle62]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , but i suppose the words can be changed to suit the male population from the point of view of us Ladies!....then it would have been a brill joke hun!! xx

[fabhastoplay]

Originally Posted by crinkle62

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , but i suppose the words can be changed to suit the male population from the point of view of us Ladies!....then it would have been a brill joke hun!! xx

Not that old yet, but probably so hehe

[notnutz]

Originally Posted by crinkle62

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , but i suppose the words can be changed to suit the male population from the point of view of us Ladies!....then it would have been a brill joke hun!! xx

actually men lose their arse as we get older cuz we scratch it off take american stand up comic jeff foxworthy for example he tells u that men dont relize we have an arse til it itches so when we old we dont have one cuz we have scratched it all off lol