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10-25-2009
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 Mixed Up Funny Sayings My friend told me a while back that he was gonna make a list of funny things that people had said to him. For instance someone once told him that after all he been through he was now gonna put the future behind him.  There was another one that tickled me the other night between my son and my daughter. Hes only 11 and my daughter is 19, anyway she was teasing him really bad and he turned around and said, you wouldn't like it if the hand was on the other foot. What funny ones do you remember..?
__________________  Nothing improves a person's hearing better than praise.     (steve)
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10-25-2009
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| How about the mother to her son "If you break both your legs, don't come running to me!" I mean it could be a bit awkward couldn't it?
__________________ AUDACES FORTUNA JUVAT (Fortune favours the brave) Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity Seneca the younger 4BC - AD65 |
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10-25-2009
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Nice 1 buddy never heard that one before. Steve.
__________________ Nothing improves a person's hearing better than praise. (steve)
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#4
11-03-2009
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| Two guys walking past a shop that has a sign in the window saying 50% DISCOUNT SALE - LAST WEEK. One guy turns to his mate and says "how stupids that, adverstising a sale that was last week" -------------------------------------------- A girl i know turned round to her stepson and said "smarten yourself up before you go out, you look like a bag of muffins". She had seriously grown up thinking that was the saying instead of Ragamuffin
__________________ Some people acuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, well they are wrong. The world revolves around the sun which just happens to shine out of my !" |
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11-08-2009
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| this is for those who play golf... i was playing a round of golf with a friend who said to me 'what does ger mean?' a little confused i ask him to explain where he had seen or heard the word ger coz i had never heard of a word ger before. he then explained he had seen it written on part of the fairway we had just past. thats when i realised he had just seen an area circled with the letters G U R inside. I then had to explain that the 'ger' word he was refering to was actually G U R which meant 'ground under repair' |
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my all time favourite is, and i still hear it often is "Don't turn round, but look who is behind u"... still makes me giggle... xxxxx
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