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Old 02-17-2010
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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Flag to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr..ks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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Old 02-17-2010
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hehe sounds bout rite m8 nice 1
funnest thread ive seen yet woooooooooooooop
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Old 02-18-2010
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Perfect. No one can say it better. LOL
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Old 02-18-2010
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Surprised u know what 1 of them is..... Having 3 KIDS....luv ya hun,
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Old 02-19-2010
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hahahha thats good
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Old 03-02-2010
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haha i agree
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Old 03-07-2010
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brilliant true to life too, Brown should have one over his head

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