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| Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Flag to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr..ks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! ![]()
__________________ Marriage is like a pack of cards, in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, 10 years later you'll want a club and a spade.![]() Appeal for missing girl Madeleine McCann |
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| hehe sounds bout rite m8 nice 1 funnest thread ive seen yet woooooooooooooop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| Perfect. No one can say it better. LOL |
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| Surprised u know what 1 of them is..... Having 3 KIDS... .luv ya hun,![]()
__________________ BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE SHROOOM ![]() ![]() THOSE AFRAID TO FALL WILL NEVER FLY!! HANDLE EVERY SITUATION LIKE A DOG...PEE ON IT AND WALK AWAY!! |
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| hahahha thats good |
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| haha i agree |
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| brilliant true to life too, Brown should have one over his head ![]() kwak |
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