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12-05-2008
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 The NHS 60 yrs of NHS Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: Lady - Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved? Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in? Lady - Yes, ward P, room 2B Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station Nurse - Hello ward P, how can I help? Lady - I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved? Nurse - I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow. Lady - Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much! Nurse - You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative? Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you anything at all in here. Peace 
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12-05-2008
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| lmao gives you a good idear when you are in hosbital your self lol
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12-06-2008
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| OMG, AFTER SPENDING SEVERAL MONTHS IN HOSPITAL, THAT IS SO TRUE, MAY EVEN TRY THAT MYSELF LOL NICE 1 Quote:
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#8
12-09-2008
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| veery good got any more
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