No Bull

[whitewo1f]

One day, a guy attending the bull fights in Mexico, is leaving the arena when the fights are over. On his way out, he decides to grab a bite to eat and spots a local Cantina nearby. He enters and finds a table. When the Waiter arrives, he asks if they have any specials. The Waiter says, "Ah yes Senor, we have the Cajones on special." The guy asks what the Cajones are. The Waiter explains, ""Senor, you noticed at the end of the bull fight, they kill the bull?" He continues, "Well then they butcher the Bull and send us over the meat. The Cajones are the Bull's balls. We cook them up in a little chili sauce and they're not to bad." Deciding to be daring and try something new, he orders the Cajones. When the Waiter returns, he has a plate with two big pieces of meat. The guy slices off a piece and tries it. It's not to bad as the Waiter said, so he finishes and leaves. Three months later, he's back at the Bull fights. When it's over, he decides to stop in at the Catina and try the Cajones again. When the Waiter returns with his order, the plate contains two tiny pieces of meat. The guy asks, "Waiter, what's this?" He adds, "The last time I ordered the Cajones, they were nice and big and plump." The waiter explains, "Ah yes Senor, sometimes the Bull, he does not always lose."