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| General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went momentarily silent and the interview ended.
__________________ Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster.
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| vvvvvery good one |
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![]() what a comeback, i like this guy...guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do. |
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| nice one..... Cant blame her for not continuing the interview though, probably went for her gun.
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| lmao nice 1 ... cant blame here either probbly noticed she was in the wrong job after all lol lol lol
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| and any 1 dateing my girls need to know this lol |
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| lol 1 of the best comebacks ever if u ask me army ftw |
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![]() ![]() better believe it Roo i have a feeling we'll both be doin time someday....lol... i'll bring cards lol |
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